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Stinky Poo Read Aloud

Watch and listen to Stinky Poo, read out loud to you by the author!

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Interviews With the Characters


Interview With Victoria

Name: Victoria
Age: 7
Birthday: June 21
Hair Color: Brown
Eye Color: Brown
Siblings: Nope
What does your home look like? I live in an apartment in a big city on the 9th floor. 
Is there snow where you live? Only in the winter
Who lives with you? My mom and my cat, Stinky Poo.
Favorite subject: Science
Pets: A cat called Stinky Poo
Do you like to read? I prefer to be read to but I'll take what I can get.
Do you like to dance? Yes!
What makes you laugh? 
When my best friend Eliza comes over my house and sings and then Stinky Poo thinks she's crying so he meows along with her. It is sooooo terrible.
Who’s your favorite person in the whole world? My mom
What languages do you speak? English and Esperanto
What do you want to be when you grow up? A dentist and a fashion designer
Favorite Color: Turquoise
Favorite Food: Pineapples

Interview With Stinky Poo

Stinky Poo

Name: Sir Timberwolf Ignatius Never Kaptured Young Prince of Omideron, or "Stinky Poo" for short
Hair Color: Yellowish-Orange or Orangish-Yellow, depending on the lighting
Eye Color: Green
Siblings: Two brothers, two sisters, and one who may have been a brother, but then again, may have been a sister. We never really were sure which.
Where do you live? With my human-pet, Victoria, and our human-servant "Mom."
What does your home look like? There are 10 windows, one of which looks out onto a lovely patio filled with pigeons that, for some reason, I'm not allowed out onto.
Is there snow where you live? If you mean the white stuff that falls from the sky, then yes. I'm not 100% sure about this though as, like I said in the previous question, they won't let me outside to check it out.
Who’s your best friend? Victoria. Actually she's my only friend. I don't know if I've mentioned it, but I don't get out much.
Do you have any enemies? YES! There is one pigeon out on the patio that has been challenging me to a duel for the last six months. Luckily for him, there's a window separating us.
Do you take a shower or bath? No thank you.
Describe the Best Day of Your Life: One day I was sitting in the animal shelter, by myself in a corner, thinking about eating mice, when this tall lady came in and took me home with her where I got a bath, some tuna fish, and a new human-pet. 
What languages do you speak? Catañol
What do you want to be when you grow up? A house cat with occasional outdoor permissions.
Favorite Food: Pigeons
Favorite Toy: Pigeons
Favorite Song: The one I sing every morning to Victoria. It goes like this: "Wake up, it's 3 am and I'm bored so come play with me or I will sit on your head and sing this song fur-everrrrrrr"
Favorite Game: Stare out the window and imagine I'm battling the pigeons
Favorite Animal: Pigeons (when they're in my mouth)

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