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June 8, 2017
The car won’t start until you put on your seatbelt.
June 5, 2017
May 25, 2017
Every time you tell a lie, a new freckle will appear on your nose.
May 18, 2017
You’re allergic to candy and will get a rash if you eat it.
May 14, 2017
May 11, 2017
If you fart in church, the Jesus statue will lift his hand and point at you and everyone will know who it was.
May 8, 2017
May 4, 2017
Lies I Tell My Kids #71: Drinking soda will stunt your growth. I mean, at least this one will make them healthier, right?
May 1, 2017
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